Is this the real price, or is this some bullshit to get you in the door and then the price triples?
Let's be fucking clear. The price you see is for a standard installation. If your job is more complex, we discuss and agree on the final price BEFORE we even take a drill out of the bag. You agree, we work. You don't, we shake hands and leave. No bullshit, no hostage situations.
Does your price include the TV mount itself, or do I have to go buy that piece of shit myself?
No, and that's to save your TV's fucking life. A shitty, universal mount from Amazon is a recipe for tragedy. Our trucks are stocked with professional-grade mounts for every scenario. We'll show you the options, explain the difference, and you choose the right one. You pay for what you need, not for some one-size-fits-all crap.
Why the fuck is mounting over a fireplace or on brick more expensive? It's the same TV.
Because it's not the same fucking job. Mounting over a fireplace means dealing with heat and mystery framing. Mounting on brick requires heavy-duty anchors and zero room for error. You're not paying for extra time. You're paying for the expertise that ensures your TV doesn't end up in the fucking fire or on the floor.
What if I'm not happy with the result? Do I still have to pay?
Our job isn't done until you're staring at your TV with a stupid grin on your face. We walk you through the finished work. You only pay when you look at it and say, Fuck yes, that's perfect. That's our policy.
Tired of reading? Let the pros handle it.
You've seen who we are. You've seen our principles. Now let's talk about your project.
